What? You say you can't walk on stilts at all?
That's too bad because I AM AWESOME AT IT.
The BF, being the stilt newbie that he is, gave a valiant effort. He was up...
...and then he was down.
Don't worry BF, THEEEZ SKILLZ are years in the making. Stilt-walking like this does not happen overnight. Also, I'm naturally gifted with the ability to balance on tiny wooden platforms...in flip flops, nonetheless...pssssh.
(**note: I can only gloat like this because the dear BF has skills superior to mine in virtually every other arena. But not stilts, because I am the winner.**)