Just fell in love with Dallas Clayton's blog full of poems complete with illustrations. Go check it out here.I particularly loved this one:
THE SOFT SELL
“Hello sir,
We’ve noticed on your account that you have
Time Warner cable internet service but not Time Warner digital cable television.”
“Yes.”
“Have you considered upgrading?”
“No, I don’t have a TV.”
“You don’t have a TV?”
“No, I threw it in the ocean.”
“Why did you do that?”
“To mess with the dolphins.”
LONG PAUSE
“Well have you considered adding an additional cable phone line
for only 17.99 per month?”
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